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Chris Christies PAC Has An Acronym That Describes His Politics Perfectly: LMFAO

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at 2016.01.27
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Lets just be honest from the get-go here. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is a bird-brained buffoon who cant be taken seriously. Hes slovenly, ignorant, corrupt, and crass.

Its only fitting that his political action committees website has the perfect acronym to describe how people feel when the imbecile who runs it speaks.

Leadership Matters For America. Org

Yes, the man who shut down traffic in an entire town to bully a mayor, the guy who spends more time on the sidelines with Jerry Jones than he does caring about his state, the man who thinks he should be President because a hurricane hit New Jersey, that man started a political action committee whose unintentional yet hilarious acronym is LMFAO.


I just spit a little bit of my Twisted Tea through my nose just thinking about it. You could say Im laughing my f*cking ass off at Chubbles McDouchebag.

You would think that somebody in the Christie camp would have enough higher brain function to have figured this out before people started laughing about it. Then again these are Republicans; thinking isnt high on their list of priorities.

Could you imagine what would happen if this bumbling boob were elected President?

  • Immoral Donors Grip Americas Future
  • Substandard Morons Destroying Homes
  • What The F*ck?

Alright, never mind. It was going nowhere fast, I know.

If Christie werent one of about four hundred and sixteen Republicans who think they can beat a Democrat, any Democrat, in 2016, this would be comedy gold. The fact is the Obese Maniacal Governor of the Garden State has little to no chance of making it much further than Idaho.

Were he to make it by some miracle, hes polling at an average of 9.2 points behind Hillary Clinton. A poll of the residents of my house have him trailing our Boston Terrier Chowdah by just under 6 points.

Chris Christie is a joke, even when he doesnt mean to be.

ROFL.

H/T: Mediaite | Image: Vice.com


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  • CherMoe

    Fitting for the N.J. Corrupter-in-Chief.


  • indoboy7

    THAT Acronym plus the video of Christie SOMEHOW missing that chair (with a PHAT ASS like his how DID he miss that chair..???)………………….more comedic material on the way no doubt…:=}


    • Gregg Brennan

      I think the chair saw what was coming and decided to get the hell out of the way.


  • mariakenez

    Well, I dislike Christie for his actions and lack of integrity, but I do not like the names you are him. Left or right, not how you make points. In the process you offend other people who are obese. Obesity is a health disorder and in some countries a disability. Perhaps his body does not function well because of the anger and spite he carries, but that is not for us to determine.


  • Spawn_of_Santa

    How sad is it that hes the best of a very bad bunch?


  • Takeitish

    Like I said yesterday hes the six foot hero of politicians. Looks good from a distance then you get close and realize mostly bread, A lot of filler crap you dont want, very little meat and no matter how much sh*t you slather on it you cant choke it down or it all slides off the bread!


  • Karsadaplata

    This is from the same brain trust that had Stephen Colbert host a Bush Whitehouse Correspondents diner.


  • Elisabeth Parker

    LOL! Almost as good as disgraced former president Richard Nixons Committee to RE-Elect the President (CREEP).


  • Steve Miller

    He has no chance at all. Hillary is doing great. Poor Repubs with the cast of clowns.

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