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Do You Want To Build A (Horrifying) Snowman? You Won’t After Seeing These Guys.

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While the blizzard of 2015 was not as bad as we thought it was going to be, there are still some winter terrors to be had. Ever since the movie Frozen became a mega-hit, the song “Do You Want To Build A Snowman?” turned into a strange meme on the internet. Now people are answering the question with pictures of the most horrifying snowmen since the one Michael Keaton turned into in that Jack Frost movie.

This explains why snowmen are always so lumpy.

This explains why snowmen are always so lumpy.

The snow people have a culture of violence.

The snow people have a culture of violence.

This little guy is cute…until you realize what he”s holding.

This little guy is cute...until you realize what he

Oh, the weather outside is frightful…

Oh, the weather outside is frightful...

I don”t know what this is supposed to be, but I”ve never felt more chilly in my entire life.

I don

Cute kid. I just wish he didn”t have to spawn a demon in the front yard.

Cute kid. I just wish he didn

For some reason, snowman blood looks more gory than human blood right now.

For some reason, snowman blood looks more gory than human blood right now.

You cold, bro?

You cold, bro?

Cool, so glad we spent all this time making an evil squirrel mutant out of snow. Can we go inside now?

Cool, so glad we spent all this time making an evil squirrel mutant out of snow. Can we go inside now?

Can”t wait “til summer when this thing will be merely a spooky little puddle.

Can

I choose to believe this creepy snowman is surgically placing the other snowman”s heart back into his body. How nice!

I choose to believe this creepy snowman is surgically placing the other snowman

And so the uprising begins…

And so the uprising begins...

I like the idea of a snowman using a stick to stir, while also having a stick for a hand.

I like the idea of a snowman using a stick to stir, while also having a stick for a hand.

The scariest thing here is that guy”s facial hair.

The scariest thing here is that guy

If only he was frozen in carbonite instead of snow.

If only he was frozen in carbonite instead of snow.

The snowmen”s last stand

The snowmen

Brrr…

Brrr...

I”m going to enjoy watching these things melt.

I

No, I don”t want to build a snowman! Not at all. I just want this horrible season to end, thanks.

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