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Latest Seckin Menmint Promotion Theme: You Can Kill And Cook At The Same Time! (VIDEO)

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at 2016.01.07
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Hell, hunting them hogs makes you hungry right from the start. So what better way to whet your appetite for pork then by killing two birds (or pigs, in this case) with one stone (or M-15, as the case may be)?

Thats what a combination hunting/Second Amendment activist thematically did, as seen in a video recently distributed online (see it below).

Not only can you hunt hogs with an automatic rifle, but you can cook bacon on the barrel while you simultaneously shoot a few more piggies for your next meal, too!

Its patriotic, even, says Dustin Ellerman, as he wraps a few slices on the suppressor of his weapon.

So much America right now.

Renegade rifleman Ellerman isnt just a hunter, either (if thats what you want to call a guy so wimpy that he has to use a military weapon to kill wild game). Hes also a public speaker for the personal weapons industry, and has appeared on media ranging from the NRAs blog to The 700 Club in expression of his Jesus gave me guns instead of gonads theme.

Watch him fire off some 90 rounds to cook a few slices:

When not promoting this new culinary quirk, Ellerman operates his own Top Shot Dustin website, which sells items bearing a trademarked Pray Hard, Shoot Straight emblem. Included in the goods are everything from baseball caps and mugs with the logo, and even HexMags (brand-name ammo clips for use with automatic and semiautomatic weapons) printed with text of the Second Amendment.

His manly patriots killing for Jesus message shouldnt do too well in the real world, though. Real men know that hunting with automatic weapons is the same as fishing by draining the pond. Its unsportsmanlike, and its wimpy, too. And if the only way you can improve your testosterone level is by inventing new tricks for your phallic-symbol firearm, at least give responsible hunters a warning: wear a dress on your next hunting trip.

H/T: UPI | Image: snips from YouTube and TopShotDustin.com

‘s served as state and national delegate and even last-minute congressional candidate. He contributes to If You Only News and other sites, including his own blog, ROBservations.

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  • Judson Snell

    Eh, you know there are plenty of gundamentalist nutbag stories to douse with liberal outrage. Plenty. This is just a dude cooking bacon. Though eating it really does seem like a bad idea. Ironically, theres a muzzle brake for AR-15s called The Flaming Pig.

  • Mike

    Ive owned automatic weapons for 50 years, and this clown is an idiot.

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