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Man Chewed Through Squad Car Seat Belt Because He Didnt Want To Miss Sons Birthday (VIDEO)

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Lashon Stuckey, 33, of Chicago either qualifies as father of the year or as the dumbest criminal of the day maybe both. Stuckey, after being arrested on Monday, allegedly chewed through the squad car seat belt so he could attend his sons birthday.

Stuckey was arrested for two counts of possession of a controlled substance (several bags of heroin) and one count of criminal damage to a property. He was also allegedly conducting a narcotics transaction.

After being arrested, Stuckey told the police that it was his sons birthday and that he didnt want to miss it. When he wasnt allowed to leave the car, he allegedly chewed through the seat belt. Unfortunately for Stuckey, it didnt work. He still missed his sons birthday and he is being held on in lieu of $75,000 bail.

Heres that story and other weird news:

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Maybe Stuckey should have taken lessons from this Michigan man who removed his handcuffs and escaped the back seat of a police car. It was even caught on video:

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