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Michelle Duggar: If You Want A Happy Marriage, NEVER Say No To Sex With Your Husband

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If there is anything Michelle Duggar knows, it is how to be a slave to a man. In fact, she knows SO much that she decided to write a blog post about how women everywhere can please their man better. You know, because who knows more about pleasing a man than Michelle Duggar, right?

Michelle particularly stresses providing intimacy or as she probably calls it, missionary every time only for making children as an important part of not making God angry.

From the Duggar Family Blog :

Anyone can iron Jim Bobs shirt, anybody can make lunch for him. He can get his lunch somewhere else. But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy. Youre it. Youre the only one. So dont forget that, that he needs you. So when you are exhausted at the end of the day, maybe from dealing with little ones, and you fall into bed so exhausted at night, dont forget about him because you and he are the only ones who can have that time together. No one else in the world can meet that need.

Thats right ladies. You need to remember that despite how you might feel, or how busy you are, you need to function as your husbands sexual appliance of convenience.

Maybe you will even get lucky and end up with THIS!


Its not a clown car, lady! Photo via www.duggarfamily.com

Remember, you have to be joyfully available for him and say, yes, sweetie I am here for you no matter what, even if you are exhausted or big pregnant. In order to keep harmony in your marriage, take this ladys sage advice and be at your husbands beck and call so hes as happy as possible even if its at the expense of your own feelings and needs.

This clearly brilliant plan should totally work, unless you have more than seven functioning brain cells to rub together.

Jim Bob and I say we have the best love life ever because were so experienced now, but we are also still learning about each other and its just great. Ive gone back and reread some books that were helpful to me and Im writing out notes to share with Jill.

The notes she plans to share with Jill must be simply fascinating. I can probably sum it up myself: never say no and get pregnant as much as possible, and/or until your uterus bungees out.

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    • Ricardo Rebelo

      I dont really care about the lady, but she is absolutely spot on, on this issue!

      • Catherine Halsey

        How is she spot on in this?

        • Ricardo Rebelo

          Rejecting your husband is the start to bad things in a relationship…

          • Gwennyth Stair

            Maybe you should be less rejectable

            • Ricardo Rebelo

              Maybe you should go make a sandwich to your man

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