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Republican Texas Board Of Education Hopeful Claims Obama Was Gay Prostitute

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Mary Lou Bruner, who is running for the Texas State Board of Education, appears to be the embodiment of every lunatic Tea Party troll you have ever encountered on the interwebs.

Before she locked down her Facebook to prevent voters from getting even more proof that she does not even science or reality, it was discovered by the Texas Tribune that she believes that Obama is gay, and was a prostitute to support his drug habit.

This woman is running for the Texas State Board of Education. Hide your children.

This woman is running for the Texas State Board of Education. Hide your children.

It seems RWNJs (Right Wing Nut Jobs) and Fundies like to run for school board positions because they know that the best possible way that they can infect young people with their suppurating dogma is to dose them young and often.

Bruner is one of three candidates competing for the District 9 seat, thank everything you hold dear she is not running unopposed. The State Board of Education is responsible for setting curriculum standards and approving textbooks for the states public schools. A woman like Bruner elected to do either of those jobs would be like electing the disgraced Jared Fogel (of Subway infamy) to be a playground monitor.

Despite her defiant claim to the Texas Tribune that she is not ashamed of anything that she has said, she has made her Facebook private. She did so before screenshots were taken of the other posts that explored her beliefs, such as, Evolution is a religious philosophy with propaganda supporting the religion of Atheism, and that there is scientific evidence (that is being ignored) that dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth together, and that it never rained before the (unsubstantiated) Biblical flood.

However, she is still active in many groups, where this screenshot came from:

Screen capture from facebook.

According to Salon (emphasis mine):

Bruner, in fact, has written about the extinction of dinosaurs. When the flood waters subsided and rushed into the oceans there was no vegetation on the earth because the earth had been covered with water. . . . The dinosaurs on [Noahs ark] may have been babies and not able to reproduce. . . . After the flood, the few remaining Behemoths and Leviathans may have become extinct because there was not enough vegetation on earth for them to survive to reproductive age.

Meanwhile, Climate change has nothing to do with weather or climate, its all about system change from capitalism (free enterprise) to Socialism-Communism. The Climate Change HOAX was Karl Marxs idea. It took time to condition the people so they would believe such a HOAX!

This mental gymnast is a former teacher herself, but apparently ignored everything about reality and facts in favor of myth and conjecture. Nothing that she touches, with her apparent philosophy of shoving her head way up Ken Hams butt while hand-jobbing Ayn Rand and Glenn Beck, could possibly be good for the children that will use the textbooks and curriculum that she would approve.

Bruner is running on the promise that she, will do everything I possibly can to make sure our public school students are taught the traditional knowledge and skills that have made America the world leader. Unfortunately, what she thinks is traditional knowledge would most likely trap our children in a country unable to keep up with the rest of the world.

Feature image via Bruners Campain Website

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