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Right-Wing Columnist Chuck Norris Accuses President Obama Of Building Environment For The Apocalypse

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Writing for the conservative blog and conspiracy hub WorldNetDaily (WND), former TV show star and aging martial artist Chuck Norris warned that Obama was preparing the world for the apocalypse.

Norris leveled a slew of accusations against the president and the Democrats in his article, accusing them of bringing in Muslim refugees and encouraging voter fraud to guarantee a Democrat victory in 2016. However, the most startling accusation is that Obama has helped to build the environment for the Apocalypse.

Chuck Norris 1,000 years of darkness

Breathless hyperbole is a staple of the writing at WorldNetDaily, which has re-homed every conspiracy on the internet that Infowars rejected and then some.


This sort of breathless hyperbole isnt unusual for Chuck Norris, either. In late 2012, Norris issued a statement warning America of 1,000 years of darkness if it reelected Obama. In a two-minute YouTube video, Norris and his wife, Gena, express a growing concern that the United States will end forever if should that happen.

If we look to history, Norris says in the video, our country and our freedoms are under attack. Were at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we dont change the course in which our country is headed.


And earlier this month, Norris went headfirst into the Jade Helm 15 frenzy with a WND article warning Americans that they shouldnt trust the federal government when it told them that the operation was just a military training exercise.

Prepping for the Apocalypse

In his Sunday column, Norris said that it was difficult to believe that a single president could make more international Middle East fiascos in a few short years, and added that the Democrats were working to guarantee a 2016 victory with Muslim refugees and undocumented immigrant voter fraud.

As if President Obama hasnt made enough wrong moves, now, hes going to finish his presidency casting a wide net of amnesty and carting illegals into every American community with virtually no regard for safety in doing so, Norris laments. But he does have one thing in mind for certain: creating new voters in every state to ensure a 2016 win for the Democratic Party presidential nominee.

Norris highlights how the Department of Homeland Security sent out letters to all 9,000,000 green-card holders that urged them to naturalize prior to the 2016 election.

Norris continues, as reported by Right Wing Watch:

PJ Media reported how it obtained an internal Dear Colleague letter written by Leon Rodriguez, the director and co-chair of the Task Force on New Americans. The letter refers to a White House report called Strengthening Communities by Welcoming All Residents. PJM added: Leon Rodriguez has a tainted history not only was he a central player in the radicalization of Eric Holders Civil Rights Division, he also undertook a purportedly illegal search of a government employees computer in Montgomery County, Maryland. (Messy details are at the Washington Post.)

The Rodriguezs letter states: This report outlines an immigrant integration plan that will advance our nations global competitiveness and ensure that the people who live in this country can fully participate in their communities.

Of course, fully participate is code for granting voting rights and specifically re-electing a Democrat president.

Their strategy is to seed your communities with at least 70,000 refugees a year, including Iraqis, Burmese, Bhutanese, Somalis, Cubans, Syrians and others. And the numbers of Syrians, mostly Muslim, will surpass them all.

Its difficult to believe that a single president could make more international Middle East fiascos in a few short years: miscalculating the Arab spring, empowering the Muslim brotherhood in Egypt, failing to protect Americans in Benghazi, enabling ISIS through the complete withdraw of troops from Iraq, remaining aloof to our ally Israel, and then being calloused and obtuse with persecuted Coptic Christians. Indeed, as I just wrote in a former column, Obama has literally helped build the environment for the Apocalypse, as defined by both Muslims and Christians.

Norris did not clarify in his column, however, if this Apocalypse President Obama is helping to create will come before or after his 1,000 years of darkness, which should begin any day now.

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    • John Fritzel

      Right Chuck, your freedom to be a bigot is under attack.


    • WWtech

      This would be utterly laughable if it werent so sadly believed and repeated ad nauseum by the foolish, lemming-like minions of the right wing.


    • Anthony Thomas

      Just sad thats all, just sad


    • That Guy from Maine

      One would think bringing about the end of days is a good thing. After all, isnt that when God takes all the Christians to heaven and lets the gay-loving, human rights protecting, homeless feeding heathens fester in their own misery?

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