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Secrets of Internet Diet Pill Gurus Revealed: Click Here to Support Human Trafficking

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UPDATED: Right now a group of computer-savvy kids in Bratislava have set aside World of Warcraft to begin their day job: convincing you to click here and download their RAT (Remote Access Trojan). Its a nasty little piece of software code which might open your computer and by extension, your wallet to thieves. This story started out as a run-down of the Top Ten Ways scam artists use to target social media. While doing research for that idea, I fell down the rabbit hole and discovered the Partnerka (a network of people who want to enlarge your penis, cure that erectile dysfunction, and then help you meet the Eastern European beauty queen of your dreams). What I found out was this: purveyors of porn and other online spam share convergence points with transnational organized crime organizations. Click here to support human trafficking. Wait, what?

Yes, malicious Chrome extensions on Facebook exist (which data-mine your contact and email lists). Snapchat, Vine, Tinder and others will always be targets, because the Partnerka (a Russia word to describe hundreds of well-organized affiliate networks) routinely pay $6.00 per lead (thats you, if the spammer can just get you click here to change the color of your Facebook profile, or see who has visited your page!). Once the Partnerka have your information, they rely on their payment-processing capabilities, bulletproof web servers and underground marketplaces (usually forums) to turn a quick profit.

Social networking (typically dating) sites and luxurious vacations at San Zhi Resort in Taiwan are easy to spot as dangerous to your financial health; shopping malls promising the best price online are more difficult to resist. The temptation to get Viagra at half the retail price, or a free download of the latest mobile app (particularly games) is more difficult to pass up. The spammer can earn up to $60 per lead if a premium sale is made once theyve landed a fish that is, convinced you to click here, the profits can be enormous. All you have to do for the Partnerka to cash-in, is become a Gold Member, or order a shiny new RolexTM watch for just $99.95 (plus shipping and handling). When you do, you may have unwittingly helped them hide money-laundering operations for online criminals who traffic in weapons or drugs.

Naturally, not all of these affiliate network groups knowingly involve themselves in transnational cyber crime, but all of them are in the business of finding new ways to convince you to click here while using Facebook Messenger, Google Hangouts, Orkut, and Twitter. It used to be enough to simply say, dont click a link unless you trust the source. Today, if malware plants a worm or spambot inside a friends computer, you might never know until its too late.

The bot herders, members of the Pantnerka (or other independent players), manipulate their spambots to lure tens of thousands of potential customers with just the click of a mouse. With that much potential cash at their fingertips, the bot herders are always looking for new sponsors willing to pay them for generating cash-through-clicks.

webcam shows are big business

Spam bot ads designed to get users onto adult webcam sites (a huge money-maker), sometimes ask an innocent-sounding question, such as have you ever played Castle Clash? (a well-known spam bot script). The innocuous lure is oftentimes a gateway into a $100 per hour trap. Other criminal enterprises then gravitate towards or actively seek-out the cyber-savvy spam-artist, because theyre always in need of new areas on the Internet that provide bulletproof hosting (servers outside the scope of, or beyond the reach of routine law enforcement efforts).

According to the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC), smuggling people from Latin America to the United States generates nearly $6.6 billion annually a number to bear in mind when you consider the annual budget of the United States Border Patrol averages $3.5 million. The point is the ratio of cash generated to efforts at enforcement is running $1800:1, the smugglers often look to specialists online to act as front companies to hide their cash.

Instagram lottery? Its a scam. Fake Google+ invitations? More spam. Requests through Snapchat? Beware. That secret diet of the soap opera stars advertised on Pinterest, Tumblr or Twitter? Please. Lets be careful out there on the Interwebz. The only links I know you can trust (because Ive checked each and every one, personally) are the ones just to the right of what youre reading now.

Get smart. Consider sand-boxing your web browser and make sure your anti-virus/anti-malware protection is up-to-date.

‘re bound to get idears if you go thinkin’ ’bout stuff.”
~ John Steinbeck

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